Retro Novelty Seeker Pillows

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Louis XIV

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Never too old to rock and roll."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Stone-age Patents

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

An interview with Codlin and Short

The traveling Yard Sale.

Have you seen this toaster?

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

Countess