Retro-loving Reader Gifts

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

1930's Lady.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"