Retro-loving Reader Gifts

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Fossil record player.

Computer Class.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

1930's Lady.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

1950's.