Retro Eyewear Fan Gifts

I want to switch from the contact lens back to the patch.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Biliard Enthusiast

Jeremy Clarkson.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Marilyn Monroe

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Hip Operation