Retro Eyewear Enthusiast Gifts

'Oof...dang...I can't see a thing without that monocle!'

"...If the other kids call you four eyes just ignore them"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Robin Hood Flies.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'