Retro Eyewear Fan Prints

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Same address, 20 years later'