Retro Catchphrase Fan T-Shirts

"Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Trump to Build Wall

Paul Daniels.

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Marilyn Monroe

Hip Operation

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'