Retro Stereotype Fan T-Shirts

Plumbers Workwear

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"

'It's an antique!'

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"