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Plumbers Workwear

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"