Retro Catchphrase Fan Mugs

"Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Trump to Build Wall

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.