Retro America Lover Gifts

Blitzen: The True Story

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

King with the boom box.

Fossil bands

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Old Book Smell

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."