Retirement With Plans For More Leisure Cooking Gifts

Ode to a Grill

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Keen gardener.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Dun spellchecking.

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

Beard, socks and sandals.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

Alf wondered if he was getting too old for golf.

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

Mariachis on desert island

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

'Oh, that's just Bill. He retired last year and then he went feral.'

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'