Creative Retirees Gifts

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Jungle Taxi

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Egg Buggy

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

When scientists come out of retirement.

Dun spellchecking.

Old Dog's Home

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Since you retired, you've gone to pieces!"

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."