Retirement Of A Local Pub Pillows

'Time for one more?'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

The Reaper's Arms

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

You have had enough

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

To-Let Town Centre Map

The Reaper's Arms

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Sharing Drinks.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'NEVER stand between a hippo and his watering hole!'