Retirement Of A Local Pub Gifts

'Time for one more?'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Infinity Tavern

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

To-Let Town Centre Map

You have had enough

The Reaper's Arms

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Sharing Drinks.

'NEVER stand between a hippo and his watering hole!'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.