Pub Owner Pillows

Mine Host.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Time for one more?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!"

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

'The price of beer must have gone up again.'

All Day Deals!

Crappy hour.

"The farmer's had the shepherd's pie 'cos the shepherd had the ploughman's..."

Drink laws.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Police Warning - Happy Hour Ahead

"I know you're not keen on 'ruddy experts' so Jim here from the The Dog and Paddle will be doing your hip transplant."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"No, I'm not Danish. I'm North Polish."

Joe's Bar: Lunch Special

Nell in a faint

Old John at a disadvantage

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

A more traditional English pub chain

'You wanna make your mind up. Last night you were accusing me of watering it down!'

'What do you do when you're not drinking?'

'Think I preferred the Irish barman.'

Frogs drinking beer during 'Hoppy Hour'.

Rupert The Beer

Happy Hour legal loopholes!