Home Pub Owner Pillows

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."