Pub Dwellers Pillows

'Hey, eyes up here.'

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'