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'Hey, eyes up here.'

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It feels good to unwind..."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Infinity Tavern

'You can't come in here with that.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.