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Shanahan's

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'What a twist of fate!'

"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

"No, our dog couldn't possibly have drunk your beer. He hasn't finished his own yet!"

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

Snowman Building

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

The Kings Head.

"I thought you were banished from here."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."

"I'd like a glass of tap water, a dirty look and a sarcastic comment please."

"You think it's hard to find a babysitter ... I haven't been able to go out in many ears."

'It's what I'd call an unpretentious old fashioned boozer.'

'WHAT a coach trip - I losht count of the half way houses we stopped at!'

Karaoke kid.

Three Bears Bed and Breakfast. Rated Four Stars by Goldilocks.

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

Do you want me to call my husband or the bouncer? Don't worry about making the wrong decision. They're the same person. !!

Guy over there wants to know if he can buy you a chaser.

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub

Perfectly fitted to his environment, the crafty and experienced hunter has his prey firmly in view, ready to hit.