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"What do you mean Happy hour's ended?..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pigeon Little

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think we may be related!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Push for Disco...

"What other tricks does he need?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

His & hers towels.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

See you at Charing Cross!

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Pint

Doubledecker bus stop

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"