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'I often come here to unwind.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Men gossiping

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

The Reaper's Arms