Pub Seeker T-Shirts

'I often come here to unwind.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beers

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think we may be related!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I know it's gassy...'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men gossiping

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Reaper's Arms

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Men's fragrances...