Pub Landlord Pillows

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'Whats your poison.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

Pub landlords t-shirt 'GNAT'S'

'It's been taken care of.'

Hamster bartender

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I think they go too far sometimes.'

'Have one yourself, landlord - I've just failed my 1000th candidate!'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Keep your Slate Clean and Amnesia Away.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"The usual, please."

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I think we may be related!"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Shaken not stirred

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."