Local Pub Regular Pillows

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

City Boy.

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Reaper's Arms

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Men's fragrances...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"I forget to drink."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'The Saxon King' pub

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Just water for me, please."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Redhead

Surreal ale

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'