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5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'No ice.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Men's fragrances...

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Reaper's Arms

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Redhead

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The Saxon King' pub

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Surreal ale

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Just water for me, please."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Infinity Tavern

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."