Retirement Hobbies Gifts

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Television Readers.

Pilot with champagne.

Audio Books

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Church Basement Foodie

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Labradoodle"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"