Retirement Hobbies T-Shirts

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Television Readers.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Pilot with champagne.

Audio Books

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Eldrow

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Church Basement Foodie

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Getting the hang of it?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Labradoodle"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'