Retirement Activities T-Shirts

Pilot with champagne.

Todays feisty seniors

"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

Church Basement Foodie

Alf wondered if he was getting too old for golf.

Retirement: the turning point - 'The heck with the morning paper - I'm whittling.'

"I'm very glad you found a relaxing activity to enjoy during your retirement."

Retired From Home

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.