Retirement Activities T-Shirts

Pilot with champagne.

Todays feisty seniors

"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

Church Basement Foodie

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'

Alf wondered if he was getting too old for golf.

Retirement: the turning point - 'The heck with the morning paper - I'm whittling.'

"I'm very glad you found a relaxing activity to enjoy during your retirement."

Retired From Home

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

The experienced backpacker.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Not that net!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"