Retirement From Plumbing Gifts

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Road signs of Aging

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Plumbing Company Executive

'My phone's been tapped!'

Bob retired from the cloning lab, and now he doesn't know what to do with himself.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."