Retirement From Plumbing Gifts

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Plumbing Company Executive

'My phone's been tapped!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'