Retirement Enthusiasts Pillows

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

I'm Retired, And Your Not!

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Department of Work and No Pension

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Neptune: the retirement years.

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..."

A sunny afternoon at the old politician's home.

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'...You're retired, I'm retired.'

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'