Adventurous Retirees Pillows

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Tourist

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

I told you not to touch its belly.

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

When Seniors Fly

Old Dog's Home

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."

"The Good news is that a number of GPs have agreed to take action on a number of dangerous 'lifestyle' issues including high levels of stress, long working hours..."

Makes me feel young again!

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'