Adventurous Seniors Pillows

Roller Skating Pensioner

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Cats on Board.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

When Seniors Fly

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

Makes me feel young again!

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

Feel good.

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

'Doctor, should I ache like this; I've never been this age before?'

'Oh, that's Belford. At 90 years of age, it takes him two days to play 18 holes.'

Older Dads

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

Rest Home

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."