Adventurous Seniors Mugs

Roller Skating Pensioner

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Cats on Board.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Old Frogs' Home

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

When Seniors Fly

I told you not to touch its belly.

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Makes me feel young again!

Feel good.

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

'Doctor, should I ache like this; I've never been this age before?'

Rest Home

'Oh, that's Belford. At 90 years of age, it takes him two days to play 18 holes.'

Lift chair fun!

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.