Adventurous Elder Mugs

'Harriet, your mother's gone skiing again!'

Makes me feel young again!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"One year closer to college!"

Kardiff.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Women

"Fight or flight?"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

When Seniors Fly

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'