Elderly Adventures Mugs

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Cats on Board.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

Tourist

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

When Seniors Fly

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

Makes me feel young again!

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Roller Skating Pensioner

'Doctor, should I ache like this; I've never been this age before?'

Older Dads

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

Friends With Social Security Benefits

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

'Harriet, your mother's gone skiing again!'

The Golden Age of Marking Territory

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'