Senior Adventures Mugs

Cats on Board.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Tourist

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

When Seniors Fly

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

"Show-off!"

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

The Name Brain

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Makes me feel young again!

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

'George is on some weird pill...'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Pensioners Ahead

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.