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Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Cats on Board.

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Altar Ego

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Women

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

Secrets of Adulthood.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."