Adventurous Retirees Mugs

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Tourist

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

When Seniors Fly

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

"The Good news is that a number of GPs have agreed to take action on a number of dangerous 'lifestyle' issues including high levels of stress, long working hours..."

Makes me feel young again!

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Well Bill, I've asked you in here to discuss any plans you may have for your retirement."