Adventurous Elder Pillows

'Harriet, your mother's gone skiing again!'

Makes me feel young again!

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Kardiff.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

"Fight or flight?"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'