Retirement Readiness Enthusiast Pillows

Social Security is unable to support the weight of America's baby boomers.

"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Best Places to Retire

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

Saving for Retirement.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"Do you call this a business plan?"

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'