Retail Studies Gifts

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Hardy Annuals

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

How Amazon was invented

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

D.I.Y

Sale.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Everything's gone up."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."