Retail Studies Prints

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

How Amazon was invented

Sale.

D.I.Y

"Everything's gone up."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."