Retail Protector Gifts

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Larry's used art

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

D.I.Y

Sale.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."