Retail Protector T-Shirts

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Home depot."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Hardy Annuals

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Sale.

D.I.Y

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."