Consumer Protector Gifts

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"I only told a few friends."

Hope and ______

Hidden Facebook Features

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?