Credit Protector Gifts

"I love your ideas Hoskins. . . I'm really glad I had them!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

The stock market sky is falling.

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Deadly sales figures...

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."

B.B.C. Watchdog

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

'No, you're the first mayor to ask me to spray that over their city to protect it from global warming.'

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

'Walk softly and carry a twenty million dollar credit line from Chase.'

'My pay cheque is late. I'm imposing economic sanctions.'

'So much for 'pay peanuts and you get monkeys' - the monkey says he won't touch the job for less than ten grand and benefits.'

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

'The best advice Grandpa can give you is to remember that making money is easier than keeping money.'