Credit Compromiser Gifts

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Wait a minute....!

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Agency Moody's comments

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'You're ambitious I see!'

Businessman has credit IV.

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Big City Bank Loan manager

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."