Clever Compromiser Gifts

'I'll compromise. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I'm right.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

Bored Baker

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"It's a setup."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

'Let's meet halfway.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'Well - we are catfish.'

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

"I've been to all his weddings."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"All As. What did you get?"