Clever Compromiser Pillows

'I'll compromise. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I'm right.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Bored Baker

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"It's a setup."

'Let's meet halfway.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'Well - we are catfish.'

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"I propose we meet in the middle."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"I'm gonna make this short and to the point."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"All As. What did you get?"

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

"I've been to all his weddings."