Compromise Enthusiast Pillows

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

First Marriage

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

'Let's meet halfway.'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.