Compromise Expert Pillows

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"What should we do today?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Let's meet halfway.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

Walk the dog.

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

This stuff fixes things at home, why not here?

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'Sorry boss, we lost 5-0. What are you eating?'

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.