Compromise Champions Pillows

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

"My wife wantes a cat and I wanted a dog, so we compromised and got both."

"Can't they compromise a bit and offer something like a candy apple?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Let's meet halfway.'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Working Together

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

Woman works late.

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

"What should we do today?"

Congratulations for giving up smoking

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

"A compromise is when nobody gets what they want, and every seeks vengeance."

The First Supercommittee